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英文短笑话:Compliment-恭维话
日期:2011-09-02

Compliment
  Larry! Come here! said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, I’ve just had a call   from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!
  I was nice to her, Mum, really I was! protested the youth.
  I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance.
  Did you, indeed? said his mother grimly, And what exactly did you say?
  I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!
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